Mother-In-Law

The Dean from the University of Northern Colorado was a victim of a hit-and-run.


He was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.

“My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the shaken Dean told the cop.


“The car hit you from behind,” the officer said. “How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?”

“I recognized the laugh!”