Wife Asked Husband’s Opinion

Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair?

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long.

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

Wife: But nowadays short hair is very much in style.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: My friends say short hair really suits my face cut.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: But short hair cannot be tied in a knot.

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

Wife: But nevertheless, i want to experiment with my hair.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: But what if the hair stylist ruins my hair ?

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

Wife: But I think i will cut them.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: But if short hair doesn’t suit me, you will be responsible.

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

Wife: On second thoughts, its easy to manage short hair.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: I hope it doesn’t look funny on me.

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

Wife: OK. I have finally decided that I will cut my hair.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife : So when do we leave?

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

Wife: Are you Ok? I am talking about going to my mother’s place.

Husband : Ok cut them.

Wife: You don’t seem alright! Are you unwell?

Husband: Then don’t cut them.

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This poor fellow (The Husband) is now admitted into a mental asylum and all he keeps saying is “Ok cut them” and “Then don’t cut them”