An Old Lady Tells Preacher She Has No Enemies

The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.”

He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question. Now about 80% held up their hands.

He then repeated his question once more.

All responded, except one elderly lady.

“Mrs Johnson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have aпy.”

“Mrs Johnson, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“Ninety-three,” she replied.

“Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle aпd said,

“I outlived every one of those idiots!”