Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a sh*t real bad. The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men’s Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a sh*t in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,
“Dear Mr. Burford… All is forgiven. Just tell us…where it is?”
