A guy took his blonde girlfriend to football


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.

Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.”

“What on earth do you mean???”

“Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'”