The Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was going 60.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.”
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.” Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!” Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.”
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.” Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.” Wife: “Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”
Man turns to his wife and yells: “Shut your mouth!” Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?” Wife: “No, only when he’s drunk.”
